The Kingdom of The Ederia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 625 million Ederians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ederian economy, worth 22.0 trillion rand a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,155 rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ederian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, judges are all-powerful, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ederia's national animal is the Wolfe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Ederia is ranked 76,498^th in the world and 509^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.